Joe Six Packs^2

Email Print posted by sisco66 10/04/2008 10:34:15 AM EST

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Apparently they don’t get the news in Alaska. Oh wait, Sarah does not read the news, my bad. That's funny because we just had 8 years of Jorge Six Pack the Energy Expert, who does not read. He even had first hand experience in a bankrupt oil company and family experience in a failed mortgage bank. Well at least he learned from one of his mistakes. The oil companies are doing fine now, and for the most part, so are the Bank executives. But how has that worked out for us?

No to be outdone by the Bush economic plan, Sarah's tax cut policies left Wasilla (say that after a couple of six packs) with a 20 million dollar deficit. In a town of 5,500 that is nearly as much as the bank bailout on a per capita tax payer basis, even though receiving record amounts of pork.

Let's not forget the flip flopping S&L McCain. Like Bush, this is his second time around with a banking deregulation disaster. Lessons learned from his accurate 1999 campaign comments made about the evil oil companies and Jorge Six Pack have not only brought about the full capitulation of McCain on drilling and big oil, but have landed him a full time gun toting, ass drilling dominatrix to keep his eyes on the …well, the tape speaks for itself. Do I need to mention Dick? I think Keith covered that one last night.

So any delusions one might have about being screwed any less by Sarah and her John, needs to remember how things went Dick & Bush.  Just the names should have told us someone was getting…….

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You are a very, very bad boy. (none / 0)

We usually execute people for that kind of wordplay, but we'll let it go this time since the firing squad can't quit laughing long enough to carry out your execution.

N.B. I was disappointed that Biden missed several opportunities to crush Palin, such as with the fact that she left tiny Wasilla $20 million in debt.  Still, it's clear that Palin was not his target for the evening.  He stayed focused on McCain, a strategy that worked out okay.

by EveningStarNM on 10/04/2008 11:18:43 AM EST

D&R (none / 0)
That was the cleaned up version, hopefully I won't have to D&R myself. The reason we are in the mess is that for the last 18 years the right wing wacko's have been able to spew their hate and lies unchecked on radio and TV.

KO & JS have done a good job of vetting a lot of the propaganda, but do not catch everything. Plus he is preaching....You would hope Biden would have picked up that tid bit. To make it worse, we are still giving open platforms to known traders like Rove and sex slave/sweat shop protectionist like Drunky Mcpuke Shoes. At that point are start wondering who the enemy really is.

That is how they treated us for the last 20 years, it is time to shed some light on these cock-a-roaches.

by sisco66 on 10/04/2008 01:39:33 PM EST

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Nice Hotel Rwanda reference (none / 0)

by ProfRich on 10/04/2008 01:51:19 PM EST

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Pig Woman reads things (none / 0)
like talking points.

But Wasilla got that ice skating rink.. you have to break a few eggs to make an omelet

You betcha!

by Chinese Democracy on 10/04/2008 04:12:42 PM EST

I give. (none / 0)

I'm just Biden my time while you folks are raizing McCain.

by EveningStarNM on 10/04/2008 05:40:33 PM EST

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Global Warming? (none / 0)
Is that like building an indoor pool in Miami? I could have got them a pole shed for less than 50k. Things must be much worse than I thought. Somebody tell Al.

by sisco66 on 10/06/2008 06:19:15 PM EST

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Joe Six-Pack (none / 0)

You'd have to be a drunk loser to be stupid enough to vote for McCain and Palin. 

Sober people for Obama!!

As for hockey moms.  Get the puck out of here.

by desertpear on 10/04/2008 04:52:15 PM EST

Isn't that kind of 80s (none / 0)
When I hear Joe Sixpack now I always think, "So if you aren't an elite like these media types you're a drunk?"

by ProfRich on 10/04/2008 08:26:36 PM EST

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